Ode to my Thule Roof Rack
Hail thee, Thule roof rack on my car.
You carry my frame, wheels, and drivetrain far.
I don’t know how to pronounce your name
Because from Sweden, you proudly came.
I take off my front wheel, and lift my bike onto thee.
You gallantly protect my steed from thievery.
O! Bike roof rack, you do your job so brave!
About you, I eternally rave.